A little bedroom humor

So last night I am laying in bed messing with the ipad as Nick is getting ready for bed. He pops a movie into the DVD player and climbs in the bed. Well as he climbs in to bed his leg grazes my foot and I he screams "OH MY GOD!" Well that is when I realize my toe nail has scraped him. LOL. He then goes to grab something underneath the covers and I said "Sorry!" 

He then looks at me and says "SORRY??? I thought that was a f*&%#*g clothes hanger!!!" Let me now qualify that by saying my toe nails are perfectly manicured. Its not like I have bear paws or something. He just must have hit it at an angle.